Capitals Locked

indianajjones:

bana05:

brightindie:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing” 
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

(via joshpeck)

eyeballsarchive:

lilyrori:

“You dont look ace.”
??? ??? ?????????? ? ??? what does an asexual person look like???? ??

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yndu:

isnt it weird that literally everything is made up

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blankspace17:

this is legendary

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jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

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ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel:

paul-is-my-bitch:

I wonder what cats dream of?

I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE

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crazycatladyinwaiting:

puritanical:

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

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poppunkpalace:

i panic at a lot of other places besides the disco

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(via namanie)

sixpenceee:

Found in an old newspaper. WTF, probably the scariest thing on my blog! (Source)

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